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THE HORSE WHISPERER
The camera pans around an open field and we see
Shannon Elizabeth disguised as Piper Perabo with an ugly Blonde wig and
huge fake teeth (think Matt Dillon in Something About Mary... well
bigger than that). "Piper" is gimping around a corral. Angie
disguised as Lissa in a cowgirl outfit walks up to the fence watching
the gimpy "Piper". "Lissa" turns to the side and
sees Jodi dressed in a fat persons outfit (think Eddie's Fat suit in
Nutty Proffessor). |
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DF: umm mmm hmm ut mmmm LO: What? "Dani" takes the remains of a half eaten chicken out of her mouth. DF: I was riding her earlier today and she just broke down. I don't know why. LO: mumbling Could be that fat ass of yours. DF: What? LO: Nothing. Lets take a look at her. They go into the corral and calm the hurt Piper down. LO: She is scared. DF: How can you tell. LO: Who the fuck is the Horse Whisperer around here? DF: What is she afraid of? LO: mumbling Probably that you want to get that fat ass back on her. DF: What? LO: Nothing. Well she ain't feeling herself. I think she might need a trip to the vet. DF: Does she want someone to feel her? LO: Sick bastard. DF: what? LO: Nothing The two tack and harness her and puts her into the horse trailor. They arrive at the vet and walk the gimp horse into the examination room. Jen Hewitt walks into the room wearing a Doctor's outfit. Doc: What seems to be the problem? LO: I think she might have broken her leg from all the strain? DF: Hey!!! Doc: Well lets see. The Doc looks at "Piper's" leg and ticks her tongue in a discouraging manor. LO: Well? DOC: Looks worse than a break.. .Looks like Hoof and Mouth Disease. DF: How can we tell for sure? DOC: Only one way. Doc pulls out a shoulder length rubber glove. She puts it on and tells Lissa and Dani to hold Piper's back legs apart. Shannon (out of char): Wait one damn minute this wasn't in the script. Angie: Adlib i thought it captured the closness of Lissa, Piper, and Dani. Shannon : Fuck that.... you bend over and let Love fist you out. I quit. Angie: Um... no. Shannon: Well then fuck this shit I am outie. Angie: Lets shoot the last scene. Shannon: Ok. The scene switches over to Lissa is holding a rifle on the downed Piper. Doc is crying profusely. Dani has a all u can eat bib from Red lobster and fork and knife in her hands. LO: Why are you crying Doc? Doc: I didn't get to use the Rubber Glove. DF: Lets hurry up I am hungry. The scene fades out as the sound of the rifle is heard and Dani is licking her lips. |
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