GENERALLY FUNNY PROMOS THAT POKE FUN AT ALL THE LOSERS IN THE BACK.


   

 

  ANIMALS R US

Lissa and Piper are walking down the hallway toward their locker room. When they see RA approaching the two Legion member's, seem to be laughing at something. As they get close, Shannon pushes Angie into Piper, knocking the tag champ to the ground. Angie belts Shannon in the shoulder then offers Piper her hand.

SE: Getty up horsey

   
    Angie moves just as Piper takes her hand, which causes her to fall again. RA begin laughing all over again as the champs grow angry.

AE: Calm down guys. We're finished.

SE: Yeah, no more jokes now.

AE: But we did want to congratulate you guys on winning the PPV match. Way to go on betting the Vixens. You really showed them. But we want those belts you know.

SE: Yeah, so you two keep yourselves healthy until we come to take them from you. We wouldn't want you to slip in the shower or anything. Angie you got your cell phone?

AE: Don't carry one. They cause damage to your head

More Snickering.

AE: Why do you want a phone?

SE: Have to call my dog trainer to check on my dogs. I bought new chocker chains. I want to make sure they are getting broken in.

RA walks away, still giggling to themselves. The champs walk onto their locker room, trying to make sense of the encounter they just had. They open the door, and walk in, putting their stuff down. As they go about their business, Lissa stops.

LO: Does something seem different in here to you?

PP: Yeah, didn't we leave some empty water bottles on the table?

LO: Yeah, and my towel was on the chair.

PP: Come to think of it, this place looks like room service came by...

LO: That's a change. Normally locker rooms get trashed around here. Not cleaned up. I wonder if the maid put that towel back in the bathroom?

Lissa goes to the bathroom and notices that the shower curtain is closed, and she can see the edge of the towel barely sticking out. She reaches down and tugs, but the towel won't move. Trying to see what is holding it, she yanks the curtain back and screams as the alligator lying on the towel quickly turns and snaps at her. Piper runs to the door only to have Lissa push her back out as the gator hisses at them.

LO: Call security! Have them get that thing out of here!

Piper runs to the phone and picks up the receiver. Too late she sees the cut made in the top of the phone and the inner workings lying behind the now defunct phone. She only has time to see the spiders that come flooding out of the opening made by her lifting the receiver. Both women turn to make a dash for the door. All of a sudden a cellular phone rings. Two very large hyenas come out from behind the couch snarling at the Outsiders. One of them has the phone around her neck. They are chained to the wall, but the choker collars they are wearing are cut halfway thru, and the muscular animals are pulling against them, causing the links to strain. Easing their way between the bathroom door and the snapping jaws of the hyenas, the outsiders make it to the hall and slam the door just as they hear links snap and the sound of claws and teeth scraping the other side of the door between snarls.