GENERALLY FUNNY PROMOS THAT POKE FUN AT ALL THE LOSERS IN THE BACK.

   

 

   THE TOP 10 - AUGUST 24

David Letterman comes back from commercial and Angie and Shannon are standing behind him both with a death lock on his shoulders for moral support. Dave is obviously scared as he shakes the top ten card that Shannon gives him.


AE: Read.		    
    DL: Here we… are folks from our home offices in Sioux City, Iowa. The top ten differences be.. between Dani’s Outsiders and Piper’s Outsiders.

10. No annoying pork rhine smell in Piper's Dressing room.

9. With Piper the crowd gives great advice to the more suicidal members of the ASFW.

(shoot shoot shoot)

8. About 10 lbs in teeth. Smile for us Piper. Good horsey.

7. No more long winded, obscenely boring promos about weddings funerals and bar mitzvahs ... No wait that is the difference between Parker's FoxFire and CTS'

6. Without carrying Dani, Lissa doesn't suck like she used to... She sucks in a whole new way!
5. FINALLY, no need for extensions in the title belt.

4. Lissa out of the single wide. Hello DW Shaggin' Wagon!

3. The girls in the back don't have to worry about waking up with the weird taste of Spam in their mouths and a warm feeling spreading in their ass.

2. About one metric ton.

1. No real difference: Same lame ass talent same lame ass channel.

Dave looks back over his shoulder at Shannon as his crowd finally stops laughing. Shannon lets go of his shoulder and pats his head.

SE: Good little monkey. Go sing and dance for the millions of idiots.