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JERRY MCGUIRE SKIT DEC 5, 2000
The Marstron goes blank and then Angie is seen with a business suit a little mussed up and her hair is a little out of wack too. Her tie is loose and she is carrying an attaché case. AE: Hey thanx for the vote of confidence after I get fired there Mariah. I know what you all thinking. That I am going flip out and do something crazy. So who's coming with me? These Goldfish yeah the goldfish are coming with me. So who is going to join me and the goldfish? Shannon looking prim and proper stands up SE: I.. I.. Will. AE: (stunned) Ok... what’s your name. SE: Shannon Elizabeth we met at last years Christmas party. AE: Ok... So its me Shannon and the Goldfish. Ah fuck it. She throws the bag she had the goldfish in on the ground and it burst and the fishes go sliding over the floor. Gasping for air. In the back ground the piano from Faith No More's "Epic" can be heard. Shannon comes over to watch the fish suffer. AE: You complete me. SE: You had me at Hello... You had me at Hello. AE: EEEEEW Parker Moment.... SE: Next thing you know will start wearing ugly sweaters and staring in films that make no sense and have a budget that’s smaller than my cable bill. The both start to walk down a hall way and as the walk away they continue talking. AE: Yeah there was a line of decency and we crossed it... oh well. We now return you to the boring assed promo's of no talent wrestlers... SE: Hey some have talent. AE: Name three. SE: um... Mariah.... AE: Ok SE: um... MJH? AE: Ok another? |
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SE: Krista?
AE: She was until she got beat by a Italian. SE: True. Maybe she will redeem herself. AE: Ok she is back in pending a beating of MGC. Transmission ends. |
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