GENERALLY FUNNY PROMOS THAT POKE FUN AT ALL THE LOSERS IN THE BACK.

   

 

   AN INVITATION TO REESE WITHERSPOON

Reese Witherspoon is seen walking down the hallway talking to a grip. All of a sudden Angie Everhart comes behind her and bends a chair over Reese’s back. Reese falls to her hands and knees uttering a grunt of pain.

AE: COME ON! SQUEAL FOR ME, PORKER’S BITCH!

Reese acts out of reflex and sweeps Angie’s feet out from under her. Reese is still suffering from the effects of the chair shot as she gets up,
 but get up she does. She starts to hit Angie with increasing fury. Angie returns the blows. Reese cracks open a semi-healed cut on Angie’s

    
     mouth. Angie aggravates a wound under Reese’s eye. It looks like Reese has a tear of blood running down her face. Reese picks up a two by four and breaks it over Angie’s shoulders. Angie is stunned as Reese kicks her in the gut. Angie screams as the air gets knocked out of her. Reese goes for another kick but Angie catches her foot and brings her down into an ankle lock. Reese wails in pain as Angie applies pressure. Reese kicks Angie off of her leg and gets to her feet. Angie does the same and both women start to punch each others lights out. Reese and Angie continue to pound on each other as security comes to break up the fight. Angie gets a few cheap shots in as security breaks them up. Angie feels the warm taste of her own blood. Her face spreads into a demonic grin of hate and blood. She laughs and spits the blood on Reese’s face. Now Reese has her own blood running down her cheek and Angie’s running down her forehead, nose, and chin.

AE: You better be ready for more blood cuz come Tuesday you will face me in a table death match… So this time instead of busting you open with a bat, you are going through a table….